Top Six 4 : Seinfield Quotes

Me paying respect to, in my opinion, most brilliant sitcom ever made. Great actors playing common peple and enjoying it. In fact, it's not a sitcom..it's life itself.


My choice:

1.









George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George Costanza: Whatever.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. [George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Cosmo Kramer: What is that, a Titleist? [George nods]
Cosmo Kramer: Hole in one, huh?

whole scene

2.

Newman: Hello, Jerry.

Jerry: Hello, Newman.


( I want this T-shirt!)











3.

Cosmo Kramer: Yo Yo Ma.













4.

George Costanza: They forgot my bread.
Jerry: [under his breath] Just forget it. Let it go.
George Costanza: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi: Bread - $2 extra.
George Costanza: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi: You want bread?
George Costanza: Yes, please.
Soup Nazi: $3!
George Costanza: What?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you! [snaps fingers]
Soup Nazi: [cashier takes George's soup and gives him back his money]



( and this:)










5.

Jerry: What are you saying?
Elaine: I'm not saying anything.
Jerry: You're saying something.
Elaine: What could I be saying?
Jerry: Well you're not saying nothing so you must me saying something.
Elaine: If I were saying something, I would have said it.
Jerry: So why don't you say it?
Elaine: I said it.
Jerry: What did you say?
Elaine: Nothing.












6.

George Costanza: You're killing independent George.






















Who dares to defy me?